Welcome To Paradise: I remember this "joke" this... →
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Junhyung admits that G-Dragon is one of the person...
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That moment when Kingsley tweets about still being...
No fucking respect.
"Friend": Hey, I heard you got a girlfriend.
"Friend": Oh foreals? That's cool man.
"Friend": So you fuck her yet?
"Friend": Did you fuck her?
Me: No wtf? Why would I do that?
"Friend": Wtf nigga? What you mean why would you do that? That shit feels good.
Me: Okay and? Just because we're going out and shit doesn't mean I have to fuck her.
"Friend": I know but I thought you would have already.
Me: I'm not like that dude. I'm still a virgin too. I'm not even ready to do any of that yet.
"Friend": Wtf nigga? You're a little bitch haha. Pussssyyyyy
Me: Call me whatever the fuck you like man. I'm not tripping.
"Friend": You a bitch dude. Stupid ass nigga.
Me: Okay man. I'm a bitch because I respect females and you don't.
"Friend": They're not female, they're bitches
Me: Nah man, they're FEMALES. You're the bitch and a little boy. Grow the fuck up and learn how to respect females. You're on some little kid shit. You're being an immature little fucktard. Don't be mad because I can be patient and wait for sex. I don't need that shit right now. Get the fuck away from me man. I didn't know you were like this. I feel stupid for calling you a friend.
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That moment when someone "jokingly" insults you
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
aalexiss: I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
Taemin driving people crazy with his cuteness
jetaem: he does something cute and then the mc is like omfg let me hug you why are you so cute? but then he couldn’t let go and then he even picked him up and brought him back to his seat made sure he was comfortable and basically goes crazy over taemin’s cuteness taemin can’t even help it the mc lost his mind lmfao
World's Most Creative Buildings
i-think-im-alright: mustlovesarah: The Basket Building (United States) The Dancing House (Czech Republic) The Piano House (China) Kansas City Library (United States) The Robot Building (Thailand) The Blue Building (Netherlands) The Astra House (Germany) The Crooked House (Poland) Sam Kee Building: six feet deep, world’s thinnest (Canada) the crooked house!...
I was normal until...
bullshit, I was never normal.
Those songs that grow on you
At first you hear it and you’re like “God this is terrible” A week later:
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
Girl: yeah, me to... I need new clothes.
Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
Girl: really? Even today?
*Girl gets hit by grenade*
Bruno Mars: today I don't feel like doing anything.