Who the fuck would have a crush on me.
Reblog if you and your best friend always screw...
So here's how my math class works
What we learn in class: 1 + 1 Homework: -55x + 47x Test: 39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
I like to stay quiet when I'm sad
likeafuckenboss: And when people ask what’s wrong, I just tell them I’m tired. The funny thing is that they actually believe me.
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
beautyinbreakdownx: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 this can’t be real… lolwut.
Difference between BOYS & GIRLS
fuckyeahnufaah: loveforjbiebs: GIRLS: (when they see their crush) they’re like : BOYS: (when they see their crush) their like : GIRLS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like : BOYS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like : GIRLS: (when they cry) they’re like : BOYS: (when they cry) they’re like : The last gif. Awwww ♥