May 2011
Who the fuck would have a crush on me.
Reblog if you and your best friend always screw...
sandraftw:
So here's how my math class works
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
I like to stay quiet when I'm sad
likeafuckenboss:
And when people ask what’s wrong, I just tell them I’m tired. The funny thing is that they actually believe me.
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
beautyinbreakdownx:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
this can’t be real… lolwut.
Difference between BOYS & GIRLS
fuckyeahnufaah:
loveforjbiebs:
GIRLS: (when they see their crush) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they see their crush) their like :
GIRLS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :
GIRLS: (when they cry) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they cry) they’re like :
The last gif. Awwww ♥
