ohwhatisthisfuckery:

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

this is my attitude towards people in a fucking paragraph.

socialteen:

that moment when you realize your childhood is over  

slydigger:

u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katswhiskers:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

homosaxual:

zackisontumblr:

i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza

getting a good sponsor in the hunger games might help that

billiejoezee:

bobeestinger:

i love how on tumblr there are people who agree with things and people who disagree with things but the only thing we all agree on is that leonardo dicaprio deserves an oscar

 I don’t care if he wins best supporting actress just let him win one already.

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog